SPORTSCENTER EXPLICATES IT FOR THE STUPIDS MIAMI
HEAT DO THE HARLEM SHAKE
The Heat brought out their Harlem Shake video yesterday, and as much as we would like to call
this a dead meme, it's mopped up 2.3 million watches in under a day. It's
watchable as far as these go because of who's in it: where additional but in
your Stygian nightmares may you see Chris Andersen flapping towards you, dead
eyes baring your soul. LeBron, the shirtless king. Mario Chalmers as Mario.
Multiple Rey Mysterios and Jabbawockeez. Dwyane Wade coming out as a furry.
It would all be passable, which creates for a roaring
achiever for Harlem Shakes, if not
for ESPN determinant to add "viral videos" to the list of sports news
you require to begin the day. This morning's SportsCenter played the video in
full ("this is as good as it gets," an anchor exclaims), and yet took
the time to explicate the total concept. Just what is this Harlem Shake whole
the kids and NBA champions are doing these days?